'Diaper Malfunctions'

Janet Jackson would call them, “diaper malfunctions.” Occasionally, in the rush to get a clean diaper on Alice, we don’t get them as tight as they should be. We discover this at the next diaper change, which also becomes a wardrobe change. As previously mentioned, Alice almost always dirties her diaper every three hours. Guess we shouldn’t rush those diaper changes. Or maybe it’s just lack of sleep.