Cute things we don't have the heart to correct

Nathaniel says: Valentimes instead of Valentines Storm scoopers instead of storm troopers Dark valor instead of darth vader cheeros instead of cheerios porn cops instead of corn pops   His latest words/phrases he’s learned from his best friend Finley: various things in his life have become “epic”; orange is really close to red; yellow is really close to orange. and we can’t forget the um, uh, you know, um uh, we must always talk with um, uh all the time :-)